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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

Girl: I wanna get yo pants. Boy: but im wearing shorts.

A man walks into a bar later at night & the bartender says how was your day the man replies "well I found out my mom is a raging crack addict, my grampa has alzheimer's & i have terminal cancer" how was yours the bartender says "I found out im Hitlers lost son".

A man walks into a movie theater.and attempts to parate a film. He is then caught by employees of the theater and now faces fines and possible jail time for his actions.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

Geeks have girlfriends...................... . . . I MEAN alien friends (geeks are losers and you decide your a geek or not)

Justin beiber's penis

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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