Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

And you honored it I see :P

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

Badabing.

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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