- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

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