- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Charlie Sheen is winning

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

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