Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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