What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

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some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

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Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

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You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

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A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

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How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

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SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

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How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

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There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

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Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? When you think that there is no worm in your apple, but after your second bite you look down in disgust as you notice you have eaten half of the worm and see the other half wriggling about in your apple.

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What did the black college graduate say to the Jewish high school dropout? Do you want me to also clean your fourth floor executive bathroom, Mr. Bernstein?

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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why didnt Tim Tebow go to church? He had practice half an hour before the service was scheduled to start, and to do both was impossible and missing practice would have resulted in disciplinary action from both his coaches and his teammates.

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NEVER

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When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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this joke is funny so dont read the rest even though there is no rest

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: She was going to speek at a PETA meeting about the cruel conditions of chicken farms. I hit her with my car

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Who wins the battle of climbing a fence, the Mexican Man or the Black Man? The Mexican Man, the Black Man is still hanging from the tree.

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