Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

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What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

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Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

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What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

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What's brown and sticky? Feces.

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Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

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why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

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Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

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Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

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An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

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Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

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Jebron Lames.

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Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

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once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

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What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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