- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

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