- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

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