- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

What is 33 + 1? Penis

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

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