What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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