- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

field day?

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

You were born.

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

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