- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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