- Anti Joke

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.