Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

Lil Wayne

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

WNBA

get in the car.

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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