What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

Justin Beiber is a good singer

Feminism

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

Velcro. What a rip off.

poop.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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