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Michael Brown

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

Manchester City

What's funnier than 24? 25

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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