- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a dead Jewish girl that lay on the other side. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A blonde was told to go to the into the nearby swimming pool and sniff the Scratch-and-Sniff sticker on the bottom. Once at the bottom, she quickly realized that it was not a good idea and swam back to the surface.

Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

Roses are red Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet But i have commitment issues So I'd rather just be friends at this point in our relationship.

how many babies does it take o paint a house depends on how hard you throw them

lol i'm going to hell for laughing at this shit

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both fruit. Except the elephant.

Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

What's the difference between a guy who sees the glass half empty and a guy who sees the glass half full? The first guy is happier because his tables tip more than the second guy's.

Q: What did the mute kid say to his mother ?

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