A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

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my mind's eye?

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Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

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What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

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I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

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What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

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What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

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What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

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Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

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What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

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