- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

A midget walked under a bar.

What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

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