- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

Homo say what?

Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

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