Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

autistic kids rock

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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