What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

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Girl:Do you wanna hear a joke? Boy:Sure... Girl: jesus loves you

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An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

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Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

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how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

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Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

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I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

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A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

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Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

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Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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Dwight Howard

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what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

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2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

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