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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

George W. Bush

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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