When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

rawrrrrrrrrrrr

a man walked into a bar and said ow

JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

penis

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

Why? Why Not?

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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