why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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Kittens are orange, puppies are grey, and they both make good pets

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How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

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Democracy.

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

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A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar. All three are alcoholics and have done irreparable damage to their livers.

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The Qur'an

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

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How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

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- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

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the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

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What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

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whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

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-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

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Why was the black man fired from the bakery? He didn't work hard and was repeatedly absent

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Anti Joke

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