What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

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Dwight Howard

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Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

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what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

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I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

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An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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tea with milk?

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Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

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whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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