- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

You were born.

Get up Look in the mirror

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What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

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