What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

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Chlamydia

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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guess what what that wasnt it

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Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

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A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

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Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

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A police officer walks into a bar. He uses the ATM and withdraws 20 dollars. After greeting the bartender he leaves the establishment and proceeds to go on duty. The cop was really friendly.

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Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

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What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Depending on the amount of saliva you produce each lick the answer to this question varies species to species.

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Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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Girl:Do you wanna hear a joke? Boy:Sure... Girl: jesus loves you

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Pope: how to help the unfortunate people my fellow Christians? Christians: We should give donations and a lot of support. What we always do. Pope: and i shall wear this golden hat, sit on a high quality super expensive chair, this rope with gold attached to the decorations, and wave my golden staff as you help these poor innocent children. Christians: yes...that... Pope: P.S: and live in an expensive church with many children alone.

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whats worse than dieing in an airplane? jumping out of the airplane to save yourself and emediatly getting shredded by the massive engine you did not have the wits to see.

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What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The holoca- *the man hearing the joke then pulls out a desert eagle and shoots the man in the chest before finishing the joke then goes to jail for the rest of his life*

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I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy This song doesn't rhyme PENIS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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