Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

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I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

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Why are white people white? I don't know

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Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

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What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

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what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

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What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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A guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "whered you get the pig?" The guy says, "It's not a pig its a parrot." The bartender says, "i was talking to the parrot."

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

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How do you kill and red head? Throw your mom at them!

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What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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What did the parakeet say to the grapefruit? Nothing. Parakeets can't speak.

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What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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