What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

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what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

George W. Bush

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

i have yougurt mit traktor

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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