- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... hayroll crickets Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

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