tea with milk?

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

George W. Bush

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

i have yougurt mit traktor

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

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