- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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noah is a scrub jungle

What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

they told me not to write here but i did

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

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