- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Whats 9 + 10? 19.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

so...um, yeah

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

I like Pi. It can make circles.

Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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