Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

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What's the same between a white guy and a black guy? They are both white except for the black guy.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven

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Thank you Nero, this might not sound apropiate at all, but I am in love with you and have always been, and just want you to know that what I love the most about you is your spirit, your kindness, and sincerely, how you make me feel safe, I think its that you are dead honest to the point where you insult people asking for your opinion, I never had to question what you really mean or want, you just say it out loud, I love you, I realize it must be strange hearing that from someone you see as a daughter, I remember my father too well to consider you one, but I guess I always considered you a hot big brother of sorts. You are 32 huh? You always knew did you not? Why that secret of all things? Ill be arriving as soon as those trained killers of yours show by, and man are they fast and loyal, only you could inspire that love. I know your name is Nero, but I would not mind calling you Axel or at least knight, that's what you have always been for me.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday, Popeyes has a special sale buy one get one free fried chicken. The chicken was like "Oh hell no, today's Tuesday? I'm funna get my feathery-asss out of here.." However, chickens do not know what day it is, nor do they care about being captured by humans. I also made up the part when the chicken began talking.

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Things i love to hate: Conspiracy theorists Religious fundamentalists Hypocritical people Sally (she has no arms) People selling pyramid schemes Liars, con-artists, thieves. Rapists, child molesters, serial killers Terrorists, politicians, and keyboard warriors That is all.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

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Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

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What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

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How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

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Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

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How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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