- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

Women's Rights

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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