Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

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What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

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one stop shop

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Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

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The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

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Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

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When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

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There was a chicken. It squarked.

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

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what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

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You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

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whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

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Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Solze

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And you honored it I see :P

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

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