What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

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What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

antonis sister is mighty fine

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

i have yougurt mit traktor

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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