- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

I need to start studying.

Sam Hengal.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

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What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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