A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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THe Election

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What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

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Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

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What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

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Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

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What is long hard and woody? A tree.

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Children + my basement + my finger = yes

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

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Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

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Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

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What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

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what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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