- Anti Joke

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

What is a jew in space? Dead

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.