This is my favorite antijoke.

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What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

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What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

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So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

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Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

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Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

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Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

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How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I will ask you one question, and that will determine whether you can enter Heaven." The man nods nervously. St. Peter asks, "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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class is canceled. My professor died.

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Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

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What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

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What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

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I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

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Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

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