Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

field day?

What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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