what do you wear at a funeral? white. lol jk black

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You know what's wrong with Oprah? Generally nothing. She's a well-respected African American woman who happens to be quite wealthy and likes to share her wealth with other people.

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Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

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So a man walking down a nature trail came across an injured fox laying on the ground in pain, it looked like it was attacked recently. There wasn't much the man could do at the time, so he gently picked up the fox and rushed the fox to his house. The man arrives moments later at his house with the fox. There were a lot of options the man could choose, but he went with a simple recipe. The man grabbed a knife and gutted the fox, removing all unnecessary organs. He then skinned the fox of it's fur. He sliced the head off, cut the legs to a stub, and stuffed it. He gave it a nice seasoning and placed it in the oven at about 350F for 6 hours. When the fox was perfectly cooked, it was taken out of the oven and left to sit for about 5 minutes to cool. He cut a chunk of meat from the dish and sat down to eat. "What a fine meal" the man said.

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What is orange and annoying? A purple potato.

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There are two angry guys in a park on their lunch break What do they do? They eat their sandwich and go back to work to settle a peace treaty.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. It depends how high the light is.

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Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

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What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

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Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

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Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

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Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

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Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

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Knock knock. Get out!!

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Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

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What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

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Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

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