A 21 year old man walks into a bar. After looking at the menu for a minute he orders the cocktail of the day. The bartender looks at the man in disbelief because he has such a baby face and looks like a teenage kid. The bartender politely asks to see his ID. The man pulls out his wallet and shows him his drivers license. Sure enough he was the legal age of drinking. The bartender says "Thank you" and gives him his beverage.

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Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

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why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

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My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

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Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

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Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

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How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

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An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

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Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

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What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

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Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

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What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

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You may notice something very odd about this paragraph. There is something strange although you can't figure it out. It is boggling your mind and keeping it from thinking of the real purpose of this paragraph. It is like an enigma in an enigma in an enigma in an enigma. Stop thinking hard and think inside Da Box. I just wasted your valuable time although it's not really valuable if your looking at this website.

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I can't believe it," the man exclaims, "I've died and gone to Heaven! I-" St. Peter interrupts him. "Not quite yet, my son. You must first answer three questions. You will only enter Heaven if I deem you fit to do so." The man nervously agrees. "All right. First question," St. Peter says. "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." "Splendid," St. Peter responds. "Did you attend church every Sunday?" The man loses some of his former confidence. "I may have missed the odd week." "That's fine," says St. Peter. "One last question... Do you believe you are worthy of entering the Gates of Heaven?" The man answers nervously, "Well... yes, yes I do." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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What's a good joke? Not this one.

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yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

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Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

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kkkk

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

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i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

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Anti Joke

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