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What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

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Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

Charlie Sheen is winning

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

Soccer...

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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