- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

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