Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

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what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

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knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

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What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

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is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

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How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

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Who has no penis Religious Believers

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what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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