- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

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Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

What is the different between going to church and reading a newspaper? You can take your shoes off when you read a newspaper.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

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