- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

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