Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

autsim

What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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