If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

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Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

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What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

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Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

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A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

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Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

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Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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A man walks into a vagina

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

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The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

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Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

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whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

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Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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