What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

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A man walks into a vagina

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whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

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What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

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Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

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The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

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Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

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Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

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Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

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Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

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Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

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What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

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What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

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Anti Joke

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