What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

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What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

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What's clear and looks like water? Water.

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How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

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what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

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What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

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That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

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Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

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A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

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Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

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A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

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What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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