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What do you call a bear in an elevator?...A fire hazard.

What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

What's long and black? A long and black object.

whats 7+4? 74

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How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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