- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

field day?

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

I like that, but why am I happy?

What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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