Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

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Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

How did the dog die? He was put down.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

What's funnier than 24? 25

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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