Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

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How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

How did the dog die? He was put down.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

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