this joke is funny so dont read the rest even though there is no rest

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Q: What did the kid say after he told a stupid joke? A: Well they banned me from Anti-Joke!!

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A kangaroo walks into a bar, he hops up to the bartender, and asks for a martini. The bartender, not knowing exactly what to do, goes into the back to his boss's office. He says "Hey, there's a kangaroo up front askin' for a martini...do we serve kangaroos?" His boss replies "Ya, of course, but these kangaroos, they aren't too smart, so charge him like 50 bucks for the drink." The bartender agrees and goes back up front to serve the kangaroo. He pours the martini and hands it to the kangaroo, the kangaroo thanks him and says "How much do I owe you?" The bartender replies "50 bucks." The kangaroo then reaches into his pouch, pulls out a fifty dollar bill, and puts it on the counter. He finishes his drink and begins to hop away. As he is leaving, the bartender says "Hey, wait, we don't get many of your kind around here, why is that?" And the kangaroo replies "I'm not surprised at THESE prices!!!" and hops out.

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What happened to the twins? 9/11

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-You know what will always get people fighting? -Hey, you wanna fight?

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

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What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill? Look there's 100 elephants coming over the hill What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill with sunglasses on? Nothing he did not recognize them

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What's up with women with there jewlery it's there's best friend,but a black man's best friend is reames..

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Waiter, there is a hydrogen conducting carbon nanotube in my soup. That is part of the special, sir.

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Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

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what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

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What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

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whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

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