- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

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Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

404 Error: Joke not found

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

Q: Why did the girl fell from the swing? A: Because she had no arms.

A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

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