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What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

A dyslexic blind man

arena football

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

one stop shop

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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