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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Helena: Can u get me a pencil? Me: Sure. Me: Mr. Brandmeyer can u give me a pencil? Mr. Brandmeyer: Why? Me: I don't know. That's what Helena said.

How do you hit a clown off a swing? There are many was of acting upon this situation but the most successful approach would be hitting the clown with a heavy object,

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than that? Two dead babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than that? Two dead trees naild to a baby.

what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

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