Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

Black people having a Job.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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