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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

Knock knock open

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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