- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

I wont vouch for anybody right now, but nobody I know would attack anyone, I know I can be overly sensitive at times, but its not fun anymore, stop that.

What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

I walked into temptation yesterday, He said hi.

What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

Why do you put babies in the blender feet first? To hear them scream.

What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

Im good at other things... ...like giving handshakes

What do we want? Equal rights for people with Tourette's Syndrome. When do we want them? Fuck!

There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

Why did the cow cross the road? The slaughter yard was on the other side!

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

A man died and went to heaven. Luckily, he was resuscitated by a trained medical professional, and after a stern warning from his doctor, he lost weight, limited the cholesterol in his diet, and went on to live a very happy and healthy life.

what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

Q- Where did Sally go during the explosion? A- Everywhere!

I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

Why did the cow cross the road? It was escorted by its owner to get to the slaughter-house.

What did batman say to robin before getting into the bat mobile? Don't touch my penis.

A bear and a rabbit are walking i n the woods until they spot a magic genie. The bear mauls the rabbit because it is the rabbit's natural predator and is indifferent to the genie because it has no prior education on persian mythology.

what do you have to do to confuse a blond? Nothing

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