What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

Lil Wayne's rapping career

A drunk guy walks into a car

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

Donald Trump

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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