Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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a disabled man takes a walk in a park

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Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

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Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

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Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

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How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

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What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

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The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

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who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

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why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Anti Joke

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