- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with his next-door neighbor. Furious, he shouts 'What's the meaning of this?!' And his wife answers 'A pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced'.

What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

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