One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

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mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

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What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

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What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

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Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

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Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

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Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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Waiter, there is a hydrogen conducting carbon nanotube in my soup. That is part of the special, sir.

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A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

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What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill? Look there's 100 elephants coming over the hill What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill with sunglasses on? Nothing he did not recognize them

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A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

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-You know what will always get people fighting? -Hey, you wanna fight?

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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