Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

Racial Equality

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

Your mother just died.

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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