Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

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What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

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How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

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When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

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why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

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There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

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Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

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Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

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Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

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Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

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whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

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Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

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What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

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A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

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hey justin

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What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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