this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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