- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

Who is big and stupid My brother

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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