- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

Loperson

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

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