Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

Jersey Shore.

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

Knock Knock. Not home.

Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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