- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

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I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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