- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

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