What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

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Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

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How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

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So my girlfriend comes back from Jamaica this weekend. There are as many hairs per square inch on your body as a chimpanzee.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

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Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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a blind man walks into a wall

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A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar. All three are alcoholics and have done irreparable damage to their livers.

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Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

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Niall Horan

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what do u call a kid with autism? a autistic s.o.b or Hennon bart

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Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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