- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

Knock Knock Who's There Me

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he was greeting his new neighbors that moved in across the street. He was very friendly.

Why are they called waiters? Because you got to wait for them for a fucking long time. Why do they call you a patient. Just so you wont get impatient, if you do you are no longer a patient and they will ignore you.

whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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