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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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