- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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