- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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