What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

You know what's funny? Rape

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

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