- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

What is 33 + 1? Penis

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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