- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

Horse with a chair on his head.

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

I have suicidal thoughts

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

kill yourself

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

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