- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

kill yourself

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

What do you call a clock that neither ticks nor tocks? A broken clock

Why did the deer cross the road? The overpopulation of man has caused an expansion of construction into the habitat of the deer and it has required him to occasionally frequent human populated areas.

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