- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

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Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

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