If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

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If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

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A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

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Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

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How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

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What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

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Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

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Swag.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

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Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

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Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

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Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

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What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

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Montague goes to the alcoholics meeting and says "Hello I'm Montague and I am an alcoholic" Evreyone points at him and chants "LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!" Montague is appaled, he expected to be welcomed with sympathy and respect. Then he realises his mistake. He has walked into meeting with a bottle of whisky and is wearing a Justin Beiber T Shirt

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Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

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Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

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Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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