Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

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Your wife died during the delivery.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

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How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

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Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

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Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

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HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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I like touching my boobs

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Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

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A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

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why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

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Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

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Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

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How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

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Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

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Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

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What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

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Anti Joke

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