- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

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Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

All of these jokes are about white people

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

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