- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

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