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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the dog say to the house? Roof

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

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