The body system was looking for a leader!? Heart - I am because I circulate the blood Brain - I should be because I control the body Liver - I should because I feed Anus - No, I am All laugh The anus held closed for seven days. The liver exploded the brain stewed and the heart stopped beating. Anus - Now, what am I?!

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The WNBA.

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Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

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No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

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Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

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nothing

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What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

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A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

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What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

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What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

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What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

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How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

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Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

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What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

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What worse than being shot? Waking up and finding a penis in your mouth.

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How do you shoot an eagle? You don't. The eagle is going too fast for you.

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How did the hairless cat brush its hair? It could not, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs, making it near impossible to do such a thing.

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What's orange and not an orange? An orange.

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If Apple made a house, would it have Windows?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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