- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, Im very sorry.

Why couldn't the blonde write the number eleven? She was paralyzed.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Arms and legs, NOT GET IN MY MINIVAN!

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey! Got any grapes?" The man then realized he was hallucinating because ducks are unable to speak proper english.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

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