- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

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What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

Actually it was me Josh brown

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

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