What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

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- Knock knock - Who's th.....AIDS

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What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

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What's worse than Patrick in a blender. Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, idk.

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Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

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Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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What do you call a bear in an elevator?...A fire hazard.

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

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Four blondes are driving to Disneyland, as they finally got to Florida, they read a sign that said "Disneyland: left" so they turned around and headed home.

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What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

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your goin down...aint no tomorrow...wha bang bang

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

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What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

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why did the chicken stop in the middle of crossing the road? to get to the other side

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How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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A tree falls over on an old woman. Mysteriously, the woman lifts the tree up and walks away. A man is amazed by this, so he goes and asks the woman how she managed to lift the whole tree. She tells the man that he is an idiot an walks away. Later inspecting the tree, he realizes it is a small sapling weighing no less than 10 pounds

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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