- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

Women's rights

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

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