Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

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Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

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Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

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A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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NASCAR being considered a sport.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

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How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

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David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

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What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

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your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

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Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

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Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

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Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

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there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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