What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

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A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

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A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

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How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

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I'd like to make a withdraw

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An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

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What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

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Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

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what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

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What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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