- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

I'm hungry.

What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

What's red, white, and blue? light purple

What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

A man walks in a bar he talks to the bartender aand he tells him a joke about him and hs friends. how do you find out his name? You killl the bartenders friends and family untill he talks.

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land... it's called having a swimming pool

Yo mama's so fat that when she steeped on the scale, it read a rather large number as compared to the average, healthy weight of the human race. Of course, she could become thin by working out or eating less, but she chooses not to because of the laziness that has now corrupted her completely.

How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

Why are tootsie rolls brown? because they are....

What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

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