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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.