Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

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What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

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Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

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What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

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What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

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1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

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What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

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big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

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Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

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Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

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Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

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A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

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Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

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A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

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What's one thing that bothers EVERYONE? Mother Theresa

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I told my two lesbian friends I wanted to join them. I am a priest in a Gay Marriage friendly state and they are happily married.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? I'm sleeping with your wife

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A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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