- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

ejaculation JLR

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

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